Words that tease, please, and convert for pleasure-centered and spicy businesses. Because sex sells, but words can help.
Let’s Make Your Audience Weak in the Knees
Don’t go home with DIY website copy when you could’ve had the night of your life.
Website copywriting isn’t a martini olive or an orange peel in your cocktail. It’s the foundation of your selling strategy. It’s the bourbon in your old fashioned, the gin in your martini.
You can’t make sales without sales copy.
Would you serve bottom-shelf vodka to your hottest date? Would you trust the club bouncer to mix your favorite craft cocktail? Your copy shouldn’t be any different. When you work with a professional copywriter, your words become as smooth as aged whiskey, as rich as bubbly champagne, as unforgettable as that perfect goodnight kiss.
You’re already doing something amazing. You’re breaking taboos, creating pleasure, and changing lives. Your brand is a revolution in sexuality, wellness, and joy.
And my darling, you’re just getting started.
Your website visitors aren’t just browsing - they’re falling in love (or in lust, if that’s your thing).
Every word on your page builds red-hot anticipation. Every headline makes them lean in closer. Every call-to-action is like a whispered, “yes, more” into their ear.
Your competitors? Baby, they’re still fumbling their words like a bad first date. Meanwhile, you’re dancing through their objections, turning hesitation into desire, curiosity into conversion, and clicks into cash.
You’re already good. But together? We could be extraordinary.
Time for that Top Shelf Treatment
You’re gonna sell more and look DAMN good doing it.
We don’t fuck with bottom-shelf service around here.
Services
Top Shelf Copy
Turn your website into a pleasure palace of conversion. We’ll create pages that seduce, nurture, and convert. From your homepage to your product descriptions, every word works to fan the flames of passion in your buyers.
Slow Burn Content
Keep the passion alive with regular content that keeps your audience hooked and begging for more. I’ll help you stay consistent, engaging, and top of mind. Blogs, emails, social media, and more - let’s keep your audience going all night long.
The One Night Stand
Let me slip between the sheets of your current copy and show you exactly how to turn it from mild to wild. I’ll analyze what’s working, what could work better, and give you a detailed plan to make your copy absolutely irresistible
Mixing Business With Pleasure: Client Success Stories
Let’s have a little kiss & tell, shall we?
“Erin was responsive and organized, which is a dream for a startup like ours.
But what really blew us away about Erin was how she was able to provide so much playful variety in her work. Nothing felt repetitive or predictable.”
“Erin made what felt like a hugely daunting element of our launch a total breeze.
We honestly were blown away the first time we read through Erin's work –
it reminded us why we're doing what we're doing!”
💋 Serina Ahmad & Ella Farlinger, trusti™ Co-Founders
Sex Sells (When You Do It Right)
Let’s be honest - we all know sex sells. But there’s a difference between selling sex and selling it well, in a way that feels pleasurable and effortless.
As your word nerd with benefits, I’m committed to a few things that make my approach different from your average copywriter.
Meet Your Copy Mistress
Your friendly, neighborhood wiener[dog] lover.
You’re changing the world one orgasm, one lesson, one product at a time. Whether you're an educator making pleasure accessible to everyone, an adult content creator building your empire, or a wellness brand revolutionizing intimacy, I want to help you shine even brighter.
My clients are the rebels, the revolutionaries, the pleasure pioneers. They’re sex educators, adult content creators, toy companies, wellness brands, tech startups, health coaches, influencers, and entertainment entrepreneurs. They’re anyone who believes that pleasure is a right, not a privilege.
They’re also the hottest, most fun people on the planet. Just saying.
Not Ready to Commit?
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A biweekly newsletter that slides into your inbox with copywriting secrets, industry insights, and a dash of pleasure–all designed to help your sex-positive brand reach its climax.
No strings attached, easy to unsubscribe, and always discreet.
Don’t Let Your Brand Be a One-Night Stand
Unless you love a good night of spontaneous passion - we don’t judge here!
Working with a professional copywriter is like defining the relationship from casual dates to a committed boo. Your copy becomes more confident, more consistent, more compelling. Your brand voice develops that perfect mix of authority and allure.
Your conversions? Babe, they’ll make you blush.
Questions?
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Nope! While I specialize in adult and spicy content, I work with anyone who matches my freak.
Whether you’re launching a wellness brand, running a cheeky e-commerce store, or building websites for baddies, if you value authenticity, boldness, and aren’t afraid to push boundaries, we’re probably a great fit!
My sex-positive approach translates beautifully to any brand that wants to connect with their audience on a deeper, more genuine level.
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A sex-positive copywriter brings a unique understanding of pleasure, desire, and authentic human connection to every project.
I craft messaging that celebrates sexuality without shame, speaks to real human experiences, and builds geniune intimacy between brands and their audiences.
Plus, I’m comfortable discussing topics that make other copywriters blush, which means your messaging never feels watered down or awkward!
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Your privacy is sacred to me.
I operate with the highest level of discretion and can sign NDAs before we even hop on a discovery call.
I never share client names, project details, or anything about our work together without explicit permission. I understand that many of my clients value their privacy, and I've built my entire business around respecting those boundaries.
What happens in our working relationship stays between us – period.
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Absolutely! I'm based in the U.S. but have worked with clients from all over the world.
Distance has never been a barrier to creating killer copy. I'm experienced with different cultural approaches to sexuality and marketing, and I'm always excited to learn about new markets and audiences.
We can work together seamlessly regardless of time zones – I'm flexible and will make it work for your schedule.